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How many beds?
One, two, three, four, five.

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25.
No, no, no, no, that's for me.

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OK.

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Dad, you seen this?

5
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Hey.

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Thank you.

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SHE CRIES

8
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What happened?
Are you all right?

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CHATTER

10
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Ooh.

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Come on, Mick.

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Mick!

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Mick, come on.

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SHE GASPS

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PHONE BUZZES

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Just speak to Tiff, please.
She's called about a thousand times.

18
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She can just leave a voicemail.
A voicemail? Ha!

19
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"Please leave a message
after the tone." Beep!

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No-one leaves voicemails any more.

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Picture round for the quiz.

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May I present football grounds
of the 1970s.

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Ooh!

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Dennis, this only appeals
to boring men over 50.

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I know that one.

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DENNIS SIGHS

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Yeah, maybe just do
flags of the world?

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That's better (!)

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TRAVIS:<font color="

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THEY PANT
Oh, God.

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Oh, my God.
What's happened?

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Er, he went to sleep on the lounger,

33
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and then Caz goes to wake him up,
and he's not breathing.

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He's all grey like an old sock!
Oh, my God!

35
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Right, let's all just calm down.

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oh, my God, oh, my God!

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Call an ambulance.
Why didn't you call an ambulance?

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We thought cos you were in the
police, you could mouth to mouth?

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Call an ambulance.
OK.

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SIGHING
I'm gonna vom.

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What's he been eating?
A chicken Kiev.

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light like a jacket potato.

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Have you got one of them
"deflabulator"?

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Defibrillator.
"Defibillator".

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Defibrillator.
"Defibillator".

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Jesus wept, Travis.
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It doesn't matter!
Dennis, can you please do something?

48
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No, I'm sorry.

49
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From what I can tell,
Mick died a few hours ago.

50
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OK, ambulance is on its way.

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He had a little bit of trouble
with his heart last year.

52
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When you say
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Quadruple bypass.
Hm, I see.

54
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Doctors told him he needed
to change his lifestyle,

55
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but Mick didn't like
being told what to do.

56
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When did you realise
something was wrong?

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Mick always had a long sleep
after lunch.

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He'd put his hat on his face,
you know, to keep the sun off.

60
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I should've known
cos he wasn't snoring.

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Thanks.

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Ah, you're good.

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Oh, erm, Mum,
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Oh, no, Lauren, I couldn't.

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All right, I'll have a vodka tonic.

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Double.

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CHATTER

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HE CHUCKLES
So, flags, huh?

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You like flags? I like flags.

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Yeah, flags are kind of my thing.

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When all my friends
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I was at home, looking at flags.

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That's so impressive.

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Yep. I used to do
backstreet flag battles,

75
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you know, like Eminem in 8 Mile.

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Test me.

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All right, then, Rain Man.

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What do you make of that?

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JESUS CLEARS THROAT

80
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CLEARS THROAT
RHYTHMICALLY

81
00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:06,060
RAPS:Oman, Ghana, Malaysia
Denmark, Vietnam, Finland

82
00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:09,820
Iceland, Ireland and Chad, bitch!

83
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Yeah, she's gone.

84
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PHONE BUZZES

85
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You know these families?

86
00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:36,900
Yeah, they've been in all week.
Nice people.

87
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SHE SIGHS
Very sad.

88
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Why did you call me?

89
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Something's not right.

90
00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:48,620
You think they look
recently bereaved?

91
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People grieve in different ways.

92
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Something's not right.
They don't look sad enough.

93
00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:02,060
You know what this is like?
Some obscure '90s detective drama?

94
00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:05,180
Dalziel And Pascoe,
series nine, episode three.

95
00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,020
Thought so.
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00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:09,220
In a few hours' time,
it will hit them.

97
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Jesus!

98
00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:15,420
Oh-ho-ho!

99
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Will never fall in love like this

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00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:06,060
You have to promise not to gloat.
I don't gloat.

104
00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:09,500
The pathologists want to keep
Mick's body in for more testing.

105
00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,180
They think
he may have been poisoned.

106
00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:16,460
Hey, Google,
what does gloating look like?

107
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What kind of poison?
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So, oat milk latte
and a builder's tea?

109
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Come on.

110
00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,940
You're saying these people have been
in your pub a lot this week?

111
00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:34,340
Did you notice anything strange?
No, they just seemed a good laugh.

112
00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:37,420
Although a few hours
before Mick died,

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Travis came in in a bit of a state.

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Ugh!

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Ugh!

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'Then he came back in
a few minutes later

118
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'carrying the glass,
which was now full again.'

119
00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,660
You all right, Travis?

120
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:08,340
Full with what?
What do you think?

121
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,460
He, Lauren's got stung
by a jellyfish.

122
00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:23,620
You know, weeing on a jellyfish
sting does nothing, actually.

123
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I learned the hard way.

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both alike in dignity,

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in fair Benidorm,
where we lay our scene.

126
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Why are you talking like that?
It's Romeo and Juliet.

127
00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:51,980
Two young lovers,
two different families.

128
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,340
No, it's not.

129
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,700
It's a fat bloke
who ate a chicken Kiev and died.

130
00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:57,860
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131
00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,260
It's chicken "Keev".

132
00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:04,100
Early postmortem results suggest
Mick died from some kind of poison.

133
00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:08,300
Thy drugs are quick,
thus with a kiss, I will die.

134
00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:10,340
Maria wants us to go to their hotel,

135
00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:13,420
talk to the family,
see if there was anything going on.

136
00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:16,940
Mercy but murders,
pardoning those who kill.

137
00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,140
CLEARS HIS THROAT

138
00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,420
When do you wanna go?

139
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,500
Er, in about 90 minutes
plus stoppages?

140
00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:26,060
SHE SIGHS

141
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,220
You always did wear
too much perfume.

142
00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:51,380
Hello, Dennis.
Hello, Tiff.

143
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,780
How are you, love?

144
00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,900
Are you happy?

145
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:05,980
I'd say I'm as happy as I've been
in the last 37-and-a-half years,

146
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,300
which is about how long...
Yeah, I got that, Dennis.

147
00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,660
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00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:14,980
You look happy.

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Happy belly.

150
00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:21,180
I'll give you some advice, though,
darling - lose the facial hair.

151
00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,460
You never could grow a moustache.
Not as well as you.

152
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,740
Yeah, well, that's all gone now.

153
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:31,380
I've had a full-body laser.
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00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,100
Two grand.
Eddie pay for that, did he?

155
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:36,340
We bought it for each other
as a moving-in present.

156
00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:37,940
He's had it done as well?

157
00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,780
Mm-hm. You should see us
in the home Jacuzzi -

158
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,100
like a couple of boiled eggs.

159
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,300
SHE CHUCKLES

160
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:48,300
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161
00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:52,020
Have you got a cleaner?
We don't need a cleaner.

162
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,220
There's a dead mouse by the bins.

163
00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:56,540
Hello.

164
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,420
So, what are you doing here, Tiff?

165
00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:02,860
I need your signature.

166
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,660
The divorce can't go through
without it.

167
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:07,220
You came all the way here to get me
to sign the divorce papers?

168
00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:10,220
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and they got nothing back, so...

169
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:14,660
Still turning up unannounced.
Unannounced?

170
00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,820
Dennis, I've called you
God knows how many times.

171
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:20,300
Leave a voicemail.
No-one leaves voicemails any more.

172
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:21,580
Told you.

173
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:27,460
Just sign the papers,
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174
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:35,820
Well, obviously, I'm gonna have
to have my lawyer look this over.

175
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,860
What's this?
Divorce papers.

176
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,300
I can change.

177
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,660
You may as well just go home.
He's a slow worker.

178
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,100
Pink, come on.

179
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:51,580
Don't be like this, Dennis.
Kiss my hairy ass.

180
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:05,180
So, this guy Eddie stole your wife,
and you had to leave the police?

181
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,260
He wanted me out, and he made it
look like I was planting evidence.

182
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:09,820
And you let him get away with that?

183
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,420
I had no choice.
I couldn't prove it.

184
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,780
Would you ever do that?
Plant evidence? No!

185
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,380
Not even if you knew
someone was guilty

186
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,620
and they were going to get away
with it if you didn't? No.

187
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:22,940
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No, Rosa. That's summary justice.

188
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,540
It's wrong,
and it's against the law.

189
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:28,820
"The law is not always justice,
and justice is not always the law."

190
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:32,020
You know who said that?
Yeah, Shakespeare.

191
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:35,340
No, it was Miss Marple, so...
HE SIGHS

192
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,460
Hey.

193
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,060
How are you holding up?

194
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:52,500
I'm a mess.
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195
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:59,180
It must have been a real shock.
It was a bit of a shock, yeah.

196
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,700
It's knocked Trav about a bit.

197
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:08,180
Found a euro.
Well done, son.

198
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:13,740
You've known Mick a while, Colin.
What was he like?

199
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,820
He was a character,
weren't he, love?

200
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,460
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Your dad.

201
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,620
Stepdad. He was a bit
of a character, wasn't he?

202
00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:25,820
Yeah, massive... character.

203
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:28,500
When you guys were at the pub,
he seemed super generous.

204
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,820
You know, always buying the drinks.

205
00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,020
He was flash.

206
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,580
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Well, he was, though, wasn't he?

207
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,700
He was, to be fair.

208
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,860
He's got an Evoque.
Mint, innit, Dad?

209
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,980
It's all right.
Would you say Mick was rich?

210
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,820
Yeah, loaded.

211
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,180
He sold his scaffolding company
last year,

212
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,980
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213
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,460
We were comfortable.

214
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:56,500
Kept you in your gels, didn't he?
Er, I paid for these myself.

215
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,900
Every two days,
she's changing her nails like that,

216
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,700
even though the nail polish remover
sets off her eczema.

217
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:05,180
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stop talking about my eczema!

218
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,860
It's none of my business,

219
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,540
but is Mick leaving behind
a lot of money?

220
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,740
Two hundred grand.

221
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,020
He kept it in a bag for life
in the airing cupboard.

222
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,980
How'd you know about that?
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223
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,180
She, er... She used to borrow
the odd note to pay for her nails.

224
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,900
Presumably,
that'll all go to Caz now?

225
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,620
You can finally get
that caravan now, Mum.

226
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,260
No, I don't want that caravan
without your dad.

227
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,500
Stepdad.

228
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,540
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you thought you might not solve?

229
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,940
No.
Seriously?

230
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,820
You never had a case where
there just wasn't enough evidence?

231
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,380
No. There's always enough evidence
if you look hard enough.

232
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,940
I normally found it
at the bottom of a pint glass.

233
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,900
You think the poison
was in his beer?

234
00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:01,500
No, I'm saying if I drank enough,
I'd normally come up with an answer.

235
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,860
Anything?
Nope.

236
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,780
I think this might be
a two-pint problem.

237
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,380
That was your third.

238
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:24,420
So, sometime - we don't know when -

239
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,140
someone - we've no idea who -

240
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:29,380
put something - we don't know what -
into Mick's food.

241
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,820
Or drink.
Or drink.

242
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,420
This is going well, isn't it (?)
Hm!

243
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,660
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244
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:09,260
Not really much one for small talk,
are you?

245
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,780
You know the dykes?
The dykes?

246
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,500
In the Netherlands, we built
the dykes to keep the sea out, yes?

247
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,660
Before the dykes, every day,

248
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:20,900
we live knowing that
the sea's trying to swallow us.

249
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:24,700
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We don't have time for that shit.

250
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,260
So?

251
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,460
I don't know anything
about how the man died.

252
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:36,460
But I do know there were
no jellyfish in the sea that day.

253
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:40,420
You know that?
Yes. I see everything.

254
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,260
All right, Jesus?

255
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:12,060
You spoke to El Dorado's?
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256
00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:14,940
The restaurant
where Mick had his last meal.

257
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,860
Did you get anything?
Fanta.

258
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:24,100
I meant information.
Oh, no, nothing suspicious.

259
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,820
The girl, Lauren, she arrived first
and ordered everyone's food.

260
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,660
Apparently, she got
some of the orders wrong.

261
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,540
<font color="
but he didn't really care.

262
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,380
He ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum.

263
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,620
What he ate is not important.

264
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,740
They tested his stomach contents.
There was no poison in it.

265
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,940
What about the hat?
He had that over his face.

266
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,140
They tested that
<font color="

267
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,220
They are all clean.

268
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,180
I was going to take it all back
to his family, but...

269
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:52,860
..here - you're burning.

270
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,980
I don't burn.

271
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,860
It wasn't in his food?
No, nor any of his belongings.

272
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:08,220
Not his sun tan lotion or his vape.

273
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,420
The jellyfish!

274
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,340
You can't use a jellyfish
as a deadly weapon.

275
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:15,180
Hm. And anyway,
there were no jellyfish that day.

276
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,500
So, how was he poisoned?
HE SIGHS

277
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,020
Don't look at me like that.

278
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,260
It's my job
to ask rhetorical questions.

279
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,220
Want to know what I've been doing?
Not really.

280
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,140
I've been doing
<font color="

281
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,340
What did you notice
about Colin's tattoos?

282
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,380
They're crap?

283
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,140
One of them is a clock
with no hands.

284
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,340
You know what that means?
BOTH:He went to jail.

285
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,580
I hate it when you do that.
TV PLAYS

286
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,660
What did he go to jail for?

287
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:47,460
<font color="

288
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,260
He did eight years behind bars.
Hm.

289
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:53,260
Naughty, naughty.
Suspect number one, yes?

290
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,980
We should talk to him.
I've just sat down.

291
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,140
Stand up again.
Can't I just watch the tennis?

292
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,420
No, not if you cannot see it.

293
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,500
That's annoying.
<font color="

294
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,780
HE SIGHS
Stupendous!

295
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,140
I'll speak to him. You find Lauren.

296
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,460
She was stealing from her dad.
Stepdad.

297
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,860
You should wear a hat.
You're burning.

298
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,420
I don't burn.

299
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:41,100
From him.
Quick game?

300
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,460
You got a habit of turning up
out the blue.

301
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,580
I'll be straight with you, Colin -
still help out the police a bit.

302
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,100
So, it's a police issue, is it?

303
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,860
Might be.

304
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:04,820
And you came to talk to me
cos I got previous.

305
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:10,100
Fair enough.
I was a proper dodgy bastard.

306
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,540
So I heard.

307
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,860
And that's just the stuff
I got nicked for.

308
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,860
So, why'd you do it? Drugs?

309
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:22,260
<font color="

310
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,980
I look at my boy now,
I'm ashamed of myself.

311
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,300
He works all hours down the tip
for no money.

312
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,660
He never moans.
Seems like a nice lad.

313
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,620
Yeah. He's the best.

314
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,460
I mean,
<font color="

315
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,620
but I tell you, when his mum died,

316
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:40,140
it was him picking me up
off the floor.

317
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:46,300
Can you think of any reason
why someone might want to kill Mick?

318
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:50,380
Mate... I could think of a thousand.

319
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,460
He was not a good man.

320
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:56,100
Like you?
I was a saint in comparison.

321
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,540
<font color="
Caz got hammered with Lauren,

322
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,060
told her everything.

323
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:04,660
How Mick wouldn't let her
have her own money,

324
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,700
didn't like her going out
without him.

325
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,700
Couple of times, he hit her.
Jeez.

326
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,660
Yeah, she wouldn't leave him,
<font color="

327
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:14,380
Lauren's tried persuading her.

328
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:19,060
I only agreed to come here for Caz
so she could get a break.

329
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,780
Do you know anything
about how Mick died, Colin?

330
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,660
HE SCOFFS

331
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:26,500
What, you think I'd tell you
if I did?

332
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:33,700
You really did go to prison,
didn't you?

333
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,180
Yeah, you should see me
<font color="

334
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,420
Is he OK?
Yeah, he's OK.

335
00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:49,260
What's he doing?
Looking for shells.

336
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:52,820
Is he good at making things?

337
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:57,860
No, he struggles with Lego,
but I love him for trying.

338
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,060
How did you guys meet?

339
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:05,020
<font color="

340
00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:07,460
We were pen pals.

341
00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:11,780
You wrote each other letters?
Yeah, actual letters.

342
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,060
Mick wouldn't let me
have a phone, so...

343
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,580
That's so romantic.

344
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,780
What's he hoping to make?

345
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:25,260
A rattle... for a baby.

346
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,980
<font color="

347
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,060
We haven't told anyone.

348
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:36,500
I got loads!
Well done, babe.

349
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,020
THEY CHUCKLE

350
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,700
OK, ladies and gentlemen,

351
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:04,340
what "D" is the national currency
of Vietnam?

352
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,940
ARCHIE CHUCKLES

353
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,180
Dong.

354
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:19,140
Why does this all feel wrong?

355
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:25,540
Yeah, as I said at the start,
it's not like on TV.

356
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,860
It's not always goodies and baddies.

357
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,100
Just sign it, Den.

358
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,220
HE SIGHS

359
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:42,580
Is it stupid to admit
that I thought you might come back?

360
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:48,420
You and me, out here...
running this place.

361
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:53,540
You've burnt.
I don't burn.

362
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:57,260
You need to put something on that.
You'll start flaking.

363
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,460
Here.

364
00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:03,100
OK. Question number four.

365
00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:07,100
<font color="

366
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:13,300
in the UK singles chart in 1982
with what song?

367
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:15,580
ARCHIE CHUCKLES

368
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,700
Me and Eddie
are getting married, Den.

369
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:25,940
I thought
you should hear it from me.

370
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,780
Don't Go.

371
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,580
What?
Yazoo.

372
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:35,100
Don't Go was their song.

373
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:38,140
<font color="
Yeah, I heard you.

374
00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,580
Congratulations.

375
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,700
You all right?

376
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,300
I'm always all right.

377
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,820
Are you looking after yourself?
How's your heart?

378
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:54,980
Grand.

379
00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:06,740
You know Carla's not talking to me?

380
00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:10,060
You have to take some of the blame
for what happened.

381
00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:12,220
Some, yeah.

382
00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,740
I'll take some.

383
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:17,980
<font color="

384
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:26,180
OK. Question five.

385
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:32,620
How many Rocky films
does Apollo Creed appear in?

386
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,500
ARCHIE CHUCKLES

387
00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:38,060
Hey.

388
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,020
Can I see you?

389
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:54,220
Yeah, I'll have the patatas bravas
and the garlic prawns, please.

390
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:56,260
But instead of potatoes,
can I have chips?

391
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:58,740
And none of that sauce.
OK.

392
00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:01,260
And no garlic on the prawns.

393
00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:06,060
Actually, instead of prawns,
do you just have, like, fish?

394
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,260
So, fish and chips, then?

395
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:10,340
Yeah, yeah, that would be great.

396
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,300
Thank you.
Great.

397
00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,700
Wearing your special shirt?

398
00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:22,140
Er... It was all I had.
It's wash day.

399
00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:25,220
You have a wash day?
Course. Every 29th of February.

400
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:30,220
So... what have you got?

401
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:34,340
About the case.
Oh, er...

402
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:37,180
Well, not a lot, to be honest.

403
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:40,020
Plenty of motive, but I still don't
understand how he was murdered.

404
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,300
If he was murdered.

405
00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,380
Right. Yeah.

406
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:01,340
You know, I realised I don't
actually know anything about you.

407
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,060
I mean,
are you from around here or...?

408
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,300
What's happening?

409
00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:07,620
We're chatting.

410
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:12,580
Is this a date?
No, no, no. No.

411
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,860
Unless you want it to be.

412
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,140
I don't want it to be,
for the record,

413
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,580
but I'm a nice guy, so...

414
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,100
<font color="

415
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,940
It's not a date. I just...

416
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:29,180
I look at you, and I see someone
who's lonely in crowded room.

417
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,780
And I get it,
cos I've done the job, and...

418
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,820
..it's hard to let anyone
get close to you.

419
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:39,300
All the shit you take
and the shit you see.

420
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:44,820
But you need to let someone in.
That's all I'm saying.

421
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:48,340
You have to let someone in
at some time or...

422
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:51,820
..or...

423
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,940
..all the important people just go.

424
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:01,540
Yeah, this doesn't sound
<font color="

425
00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:04,260
No, it's not a date.
Rose for the lady?

426
00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:21,260
It's the wrong flag!
I lived on a houseboat in Gdansk.

427
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:25,100
I know what a Polish flag
looks like, my friend. Huh!

428
00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:27,420
All right?
Sure.

429
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:29,380
There was a bit of a row
<font color="

430
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,780
but it's only Jesus.

431
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,300
It's the wrong way round, punk.

432
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:34,780
This way up is Poland.
This way is Indonesia.

433
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,660
You want a chip?
No, it's not, I'm telling you.

434
00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:39,940
Listen. Listen to me.
I've been there.

435
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,780
<font color="

436
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:44,580
Oh, and there's another dead mouse
by the bins.

437
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,100
We'd better put some poison down.

438
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:48,140
Why? You cannot kill a dead mouse.

439
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,380
It's a curse.

440
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:07,980
Is it happening?

441
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:13,220
Oh, it's definitely happening.

442
00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:16,500
What did you say just now?
"You can't kill a dead mouse."

443
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:26,460
Dennis?

444
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:31,660
<font color="

445
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,140
Because there's already poison down.

446
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,220
I know how Mick was killed,

447
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:45,380
and who by and what with.

448
00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:50,020
And I take no satisfaction from it
whatsoever.

449
00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:31,380
You don't have to do this.
HE SIGHS

450
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,180
Well, it's like you said
at the start...

451
00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:37,260
.."Bad things happen
when good people do nothing."

452
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:38,620
SHE SIGHS

453
00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:40,660
I don't know who's good
and who's bad any more.

454
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,020
<font color="
What's this about?

455
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:47,740
The police say we can't go home yet.

456
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:51,300
DENNIS SIGHS
Come in. I'll get you a drink.

457
00:31:56,140 --> 00:31:57,260
Thanks.

458
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:05,860
Thanks.

459
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:09,060
So, the police
are doing more tests on Mick.

460
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,380
They not sure he's dead?

461
00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,700
Oh, sorry.

462
00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:19,180
No. They knew he was poisoned,
and he was...

463
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,620
by Travis and Lauren.

464
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,500
ARCHIE SLAMS
ON PIANO KEYS

465
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:25,660
Sorry.

466
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,540
Dennis, if this is a joke,
then I'm not laughing.

467
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:29,820
It's not a joke.

468
00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:32,620
The police knew Mick had ingested
some kind of poison,

469
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:35,980
and they were testing
to find out what kind, but...

470
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,540
I worked it out.

471
00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:39,940
Lauren, tell me this isn't true.

472
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:46,500
Your dad tells me you work
down at the tip, Travis.

473
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,620
Kinda place that would have plenty
of rat poison,

474
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:51,220
and they would have trained you up
on how to handle it,

475
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,500
how to store it,

476
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:55,460
not to get it wet
or it gives off a gas - phosphine.

477
00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:58,500
Breathe enough of this stuff in,
and it causes heart problems,

478
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:01,580
so to a man like Mick,
who'd just had a bypass...

479
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:04,420
..it was always gonna be deadly.

480
00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:06,540
Well, how did he breathe it in
when I didn't?

481
00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:08,420
I've been with him
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482
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,700
In the hat.

483
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:21,020
You knew that Mick
would put the hat over his face

484
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:23,500
to fall asleep in the afternoon.

485
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,820
Rat poison wouldn't have been hard
to get hold of.

486
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:29,180
All you had to do
was buy an identical hat

487
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:33,420
and hide the poison inside,
which you did - here.

488
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:38,940
You soaked the poison in water,
unpicked the stitching,

489
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,820
stuffed the poison under the lining.

490
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,780
But the police tested that hat.

491
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:51,060
They tested that hat.

492
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:53,900
Not this one.

493
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,100
Not a lot of people know this,

494
00:33:57,220 --> 00:34:01,500
but the Union Jack has a right way
and a wrong way up.

495
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:02,980
I knew that.

496
00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:05,580
The difference is subtle.

497
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,820
But I compared the hat
he was wearing

498
00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:12,140
in the photo when he died
to the hat that was left behind,

499
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:13,780
and I could see
the flags were different.

500
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:17,220
You created a diversion.

501
00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:22,420
With the jellyfish sting.
That wasn't real.

502
00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:25,300
Caz, you told me
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503
00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:29,380
causes her eczema to flare up,
so you put some of that on your leg.

504
00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:33,100
'Went to the water for a bit

505
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:36,060
'and when you came out,
pretended you had been stung.'

506
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:37,220
SHE CRIES

507
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:39,340
That was the diversion.

508
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:41,940
When everyone was looking at Lauren
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509
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:43,660
Travis switched the hats.

510
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:45,820
LAUREN:Mom!
What's happened, Lauren?

511
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:47,660
I should have worked it out before.

512
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:50,380
At low levels,
phosphine can smell like garlic.

513
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,460
You knew that, so at lunch,

514
00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:54,660
Lauren deliberately
got Mick's order wrong.

515
00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:57,740
Mick wanted steak, not chicken Kiev,
but he didn't really care.

516
00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,500
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517
00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:02,140
Mick thought the faint smell
of garlic was coming from him.

518
00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:04,540
What's he been eating?
A chicken Kiev.

519
00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:07,220
I told him he should have something
light, like a jacket potato.

520
00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:09,660
After Mick was discovered,
it was Travis and Colin

521
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,460
that carried him up the beach
to the pub here.

522
00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:13,740
You were the last one to arrive.

523
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:16,100
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oh, my God, oh, my God!

524
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:18,820
You hung back so that you could
switch the poisoned hat

525
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,620
for the clean one.

526
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:24,220
Then when you got here, you made
a big thing about feeling sick.

527
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,740
I'm gonna vom.
'But you didn't go to the toilet.'

528
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:32,780
Instead, you went to the bins
to get rid of the poisoned hat.

529
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:35,620
If it weren't for the occasional
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530
00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:37,780
we probably never
would have found out.

531
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:46,260
Something in your reaction suggests
that maybe this is only news to Caz?

532
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:49,660
Well, erm...

533
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:53,060
..the other day, Trav asked me to go

534
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:55,740
and get his goggles
from his room, and...

535
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:58,220
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in the back of the wardrobe,

536
00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:01,420
so I asked him about it,
and he told me.

537
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:03,340
He's always been a crap liar.

538
00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:10,420
So I went off at him, of course,
but, you know, he...

539
00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:13,460
..he's my boy.

540
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,060
It was all me.

541
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:20,700
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542
00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:25,780
And Travis will do anything
I tell him, you know that.

543
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,900
I brought you up better than that.

544
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:32,260
We just... I don't know.

545
00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:33,980
Our heads were proper
all over the place.

546
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:37,580
Look, I did put that hat in the bin.
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547
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:41,060
But I did also throw up.

548
00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:42,900
Keeps happening.

549
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:45,500
I reckon it must be
morning sickness or...

550
00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:47,980
..something and...

551
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:53,220
Oh, my girl.

552
00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:55,300
Come here. Why didn't you say?

553
00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:59,260
CRYING
I'm gonna be a grandad?

554
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:02,020
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I don't know how it happened.

555
00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:05,140
Well, obviously,
I do know how it happened.

556
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:06,340
We had sex.
Yeah.

557
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,380
I shouldn't be surprised
cos we have a lot of sex...

558
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,020
Yeah, all right, all right, Trav.

559
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,540
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we've barely got nothing,

560
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:15,860
"and now we're gonna have
a little baby to look after," and...

561
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,340
..we panicked.

562
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,180
And Mick, you know,
he'd had all that heart trouble,

563
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,340
and he was still drinking too much
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564
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:29,260
and I thought he was probably
gonna snuff it soon anyway, so...

565
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:33,020
you know, maybe it's not so bad
if we just...

566
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,340
..sped things up a bit.

567
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:39,780
Cos he was horrible.

568
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:45,620
Don't say that he weren't, Mum,
cos he was.

569
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,660
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570
00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:53,380
He was a nasty, horrible twat.

571
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,380
LAUREN SIGHS
But...

572
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,100
But obviously, it is bad, innit?

573
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:02,540
You're asking me
if murdering someone is bad?

574
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,820
Yes, Lauren, it's very, very bad.

575
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:07,820
Yeah, I know that. I just wanted...
We wanted...

576
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:11,060
We just wanted
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577
00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:13,020
Hm. As a family.

578
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,820
We asked Mick for help buying
a place, and he just wouldn't.

579
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:21,540
We're living with Colin
in Trav's old room.

580
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,100
We're about to be parents,

581
00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:27,380
and we're sleeping in a room
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582
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:34,380
Can't you just not tell the police
what you know, Dennis?

583
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,140
You're not a copper no more.

584
00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:39,980
They're kids who were just scared
and did something stupid.

585
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:45,340
DS Hernandez is a good detective.
She'll get there in the end.

586
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:48,580
What if she doesn't get there?

587
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:52,740
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Jesus. No, Trav.

588
00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:57,340
I'm saying what if I tell her
I did it? Hm?

589
00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,980
I got a motive - I hated him.

590
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,820
You don't carry on investigating

591
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:06,900
when someone confesses
to a crime, right?

592
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:08,500
What are you talking about, Col?

593
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:11,380
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594
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,500
No way. You are not going to jail
for my mistake!

595
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,900
I've had a good life.

596
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,740
I've done what I wanted to do.

597
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,260
I married the most beautiful girl
I've ever met.

598
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:27,460
And I lost her.

599
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:33,620
I'll be fine in prison.
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600
00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:37,860
You two can have my room,
put the baby in yours.

601
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,860
Keep the wallpaper.

602
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:47,860
Mum?

603
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:49,700
Well, if I had the choice,

604
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:52,340
I'd rather let Colin go to jail
instead of you but...

605
00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:55,220
But you don't have a choice
because I know the truth.

606
00:39:55,340 --> 00:39:57,900
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607
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,780
Let me do this.

608
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:03,380
Do you remember I told you
there's a whole list of stuff

609
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:06,220
they never pinned on me
back in the day, hm?

610
00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:08,740
I stole thousands
they never got back.

611
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,740
As I live and breathe,

612
00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:14,420
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for all of the things I did,

613
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:16,420
I'd still be in inside now,

614
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:19,780
so you're not putting away
an innocent man.

615
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,540
You're just keeping
a young family together.

616
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,140
OK, what's going on?

617
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:42,420
Dennis, you text me.
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618
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:46,340
I'll leave this with you.

619
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,260
SNIFFLING

620
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,060
TRAVIS CRIES

621
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,740
You did the right thing.
Not by the law.

622
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:38,140
I'll visit, yeah? I promise.

623
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,740
But maybe Miss Marple was right -

624
00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:43,100
"Justice is not always the law,
and the law's not always justice."

625
00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:44,740
It's the other way around.

626
00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:47,220
If you're gonna quote Miss Marple,
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627
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:36,540
I just came to say thanks,
and I promise we won't interfere.

628
00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,740
With what?

629
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:41,700
The pub. I know it's your thing.

630
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,220
What are you talking about, Tiff?
Aw.

631
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:48,060
You didn't read the settlement,
did you?

632
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:04,660
Eddie.

633
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,740
Denny boy.

634
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:13,340
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The pub's half mine now.

635
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:17,220
Ours, when we're married.
Hm.

636
00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:22,900
So, what's a bloke gotta do
to get a drink round here, eh?

637
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,420
What did I miss?

638
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,740
ROSA:You're having a party?

639
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:40,620
It's just a little leaving party
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640
00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:41,780
Good to see you, mate.

641
00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,820
You've filled my pub
full of gangsters.

642
00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:45,580
They're just businessmen.

643
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,740
Eddie knows these people, Dennis.
They're big drinkers.

644
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,820
You need to go.
I don't need you any more.

645
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,620
I think I might be
in a bit of trouble here.

646
00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,340
It walks amongst us.

647
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:59,140
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We're gonna sort it out between us.

648
00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:01,460
ROSA:Call Maria.
I think Dennis is in danger.

649
00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:03,100
Oh, my God, there's a body!